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crypto-jargon, corporate speak & web3 baddie Alla Koretsky
decoding languages across digital & irl frontiers and corporate hellscapes—plus, a deep dive into unexpected web3 career trajectories with Alla Koretsky

In this week’s issue:
gm and welcome to issue 10. Double digits, baby. Thanks for being here. 🫨
Quick note before we ramble on: I'm experimenting with a slightly shorter format for Babe moving forward. Same sections, same vibes, just a bit more digestible because we're all busy as shit. Consider it my version of Sheryl Sandberg-ing it—leaning into a format that respects your time while still delivering the goods. Let me know what you think.
OK so I’m almost always thinking about language—specifically how it evolves, morphs, resists, and empowers, and how different spaces create their own dialects, complete with insider jargon and acronyms that would make government agencies blush.

Maybe it's because I've spent the last six months decoding crypto-speak ("your JPEGs are down bad, touch grass"). Or because I’ve filled out a bajillion job applications over the last year and 98% of them have said the same thing in the same exact way with very little variation (omg stfuppp)—asking for core competencies and synergistic aptitudes and ensuring me that I too can “get a chance to shape the narrative of a fast-growing company.” (My wildest dreams, how did they know?) Or because I’m deep into writing and language/s in general. Either way, the point is I've become even more aware of how language has the ability to simultaneously build community and create barriers.
Onward with the industry of industry languages—lfg.

What to Expect from Babe (the unexpected, obvs)
Every Tuesday, at whatever time the data says is the best time, you’ll find Babe in your inbox. Each issue will look something like the one you’re reading now, only different. To keep things classy and somewhat organized, it will almost always include the following four elements. It will for sure serve.
![]() Touch Grass: A deep dive wherein I analyze tech/art/society through a lens that'll make you question everything. Or at least wonder wtf I’m talking about. | ![]() It's Giving: A short list of hot takes and pattern recognitions for the culturally curious and spiritually aligned. |
![]() Still downloading: Where I run an audiovisual buffer test with humans ahead of their time (or very much of the times, but never quite behind them). | ![]() Bible: A curated menu of internet gold that you absolutely need in your life, trust. |
Touch Grass: Etymology of Industries (wtf does that even mean?)
In thinking about language a lot of the time, I recently realized that I wade around in at least four distinct lexicons.
There's snowboarding, where you:
Send it (go all out on a feature or run)
Get pitted (ride through deep powder)
Shred the gnar (ride tricky terrain while riding yr heart out)
Bonk (deliberately tap an object or feature, like a tree stump, with your snowboard)

wagmi?
There's crypto (still learning this shit):
I got rugged (someone stole my money)
We're so early (despite being a decade in)
HODL (hold on for dear life)
WAGMI (we’re all gonna make it)
There's corporate (the absolute worst—a one-two punch of confusing and douchey):
Let's take this offline (please stop talking in this meeting)
Circle back (I'm ignoring this now)
Parallel-path (do two things at once)
Four-blocker, EOD, role clarity matrix (um… what)
And there's creative writing MFA speak:
The liminal space between memory and desire (I have no idea)
Interrogate the text (read critically)
Manic Pixie Dream Girl (female character who is bizarre/quirky; often used as a device to “teach” a male character a lesson, their only purpose being to help or save the males of the story)

What I find interesting and also love is that 1. Lexicons exist (the corporate one only for its incomparable levels of cringe) and 2. How quickly we adapt to linguistic ecosystems.
Like, three months ago I had no idea what "gm" meant in a crypto context. Now I use it to start my newsletter. After just a few seasons on a snowboard I was decoding convos with the bros without a second thought. Liminal is now one of my favorite words.
These sub-languages evolve organically to articulate the somatic experience of a space. When snowboarders talk about "getting pitted" in powder, they're using language to capture a physical sensation that's nearly impossible to describe in "standard" English. When crypto enthusiasts say "we're so early," they're conveying both temporal position and emotional excitement in three words. How fucking cool—language originating as a seed of sensation in the body before finding it’s way to mouth, to pen, to communal acceptance.

meme language is wild and deserves its own special place in a future issue of Babe
So really, these niche lexicons aren't just exclusionary—they're necessary evolutions of language to express experiences outside accepted discourse. They're language morphing in real-time to fill gaps where traditional vocabulary fails us. Yes, I’ve written research papers on ebonics before.
And if I’m thinking about the erasure of language occurring in broad strokes across America’s linguistic and textual landscape right now (which, I am), I’m simultaneously thinking: well, then we do as so many have done throughout history—shift the language as a means to subvert, resist, and persist. Amen.

some of Jenny Holzer’s Truisms
It's Giving: Buzzword Bingo Only
The way crypto projects describe themselves as "groundbreaking L2 solutions with real-world utility" is giving "I put blockchain on my resume but I just run a glorified database" energy → But… have you considered our tokenomics?
Corporate job descriptions requesting "ninja-level Excel wizards with a passion for synergistic growth hacking" is giving "we will work you to death but bring dogs to the office" vibes → Please re-enter everything that’s already stated on your CV, then submit your application and first-born through our impossible-to-navigate portal (also, this made me lol)
The LinkedIn influencers sharing "I woke up at 4am, meditated for 3 hours, and closed a $10M deal before breakfast" stories is giving "my entire personality is my job title" energy → #Grinding #HustleCulture #ValidateMyExistence #Cringe
Still Downloading: An Audiovisual Escapade With Web3 Baddie Alla Koretsky
This week, I was lucky enough to have a video call (where I actually recorded the sound) with Alla Koretsky, who's been shaking things up at the intersection of fashion and tech since before most of us knew what an NFT was. Coming from outside the typical tech founder mold, Alla entered web3 through the unexpected door of supply-chain transparency—proving there's no single "right path" into this space.
Experience the full interview here. Enjoy.
Note: I had to unexpectedly diy this last night at 11pm bc it was the only way to publish—the sound gets better after the intro, promise.

check out the full episode… that I literally made at 11pm last night 😶🌫️
Bible: Bookmark These Bad Boys
Art is cool: Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows (creating beautiful words for unnamed feelings)
Fashion forward: Vetements' unruly and unconventional aesthetic
Extra extra: Circling Back on Corporate Speak—The History and Impact of Business Jargon
In rotation: Run The Jewels 🔥
Still reading: Chris Dixon's Read, Write, Own (yes, STILL)
Just started: Because Internet: Understanding the New Rules of Language by Gretchen McCulloch
Bonus Palate Cleanser: Jenny Holzer's Language as Art & Power
Let's end with Jenny Holzer, the pioneering conceptual artist whose text-based works offer the perfect antidote to corporate language and crypto jargon alike.
Since the 1970s, Holzer has been creating provocative text installations that cut through linguistic bullshit with razor-sharp precision. From her Truisms projected onto buildings to LED displays scrolling unsettling messages, she transforms language from a tool of obfuscation into a medium for confronting power.
Her famous truisms like "ABUSE OF POWER COMES AS NO SURPRISE" and "PROTECT ME FROM WHAT I WANT" feel especially poignant in our current/ongoing moment of language manipulation across tech, crypto, corporate, and constitutional spheres.
In her 2023 exhibition at Hauser & Wirth, Holzer continued this tradition with new works examining how language shapes our digital realities. One piece displayed AI-generated "corporate commitments" that gradually devolved into nonsensical but eerily familiar corporate-speak—highlighting the emptiness behind so much of our professional jargon.
Holzer's career-long examination of how language can both reveal and conceal truth feels like the perfect artistic counterpoint to our exploration of specialized lexicons. Where crypto and corporate jargon often mystify to exclude, Holzer's work demystifies to include—using language as a tool for clarity rather than confusion.
Check out more of Jenny’s work here and maybe next time you're crafting that corporate email or decoding some crypto whitepaper, channel a bit of her unflinching directness. I’ll do the same.
OK, that's it for issue ten of Babe. Thanks for indulging my linguistic spiral. If this resonated, feel free to leverage our synergistic content ecosystem by engaging with this newsletter across your preferred social amplification channels.
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Until next week, nerds.
xoxo,
lw
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Next week in Babe: Fab fashion frontiers, my first NFT purchase (maybe?), and what’s the deal with Ethereum Layer 2s.